70 things to do when sad / heartbroken / hurt.

1.    Burn the stash of pictures. If on Ur hard drive... [Make them ugly with Photoshop n delete them] the person who did this 2 u deserves to burn. Totally mood lifting.

2.    Try cocaine. A shot in the gut.

3.    Listen to music. Self-Explanatory.

4.    Go take a hike in the woods. (Literally) nothings better than a long walk and where u can sort our Ur bamboozled thoughts.

5.    Go for a pedicure

6.    Indulge. Go for a massage.

7.    Order food.

8.     Take Ur time to mull over the problem and chuck it as soon as u come with a solution.

9.    Sing loudly. So what if you don’t know the lyrics properly.

10.   Watch Tom And Jerry

11.   Walk around in Ur colony in green socks and black lipstick. Nothings more fun than being a rebel n people gaping at you.

12.   Switch on Ur TV and imitate the item girls. Work out + fun. N u explore some skills which u thought u were a noob at.

13.  Dunk Ur mouth in a tub of ice cream. Your heartbroken; tell the rest to shut up. As long as you are feeling better.

14.Check yourself in the mirror. The diet surely is making u the next big thing.

15. Play with a baby. Since I equal babies to pets. Take a pet dog for a walk.

16. Whistle to a hot guy on the road. Ur just being a Little good 2 the world..!!

17.  Switch of the lights. Turn on d music..strip of ur clothes n turn to dancing. Just be careful not to hurt yourself though.

18. Call a long lost friend whom u lost touch with for reasons whatsoever. You could really use a friend right now.

19. Go hit the clubs. Be insane and just do all the steps u were terrible at.

20. Catch re-runs of F.R.I.E.N.D.S

21. Dress yourself like a hippie. Play the ^0.s songs and act doped.

22.  Get Drunk.

23.  Smoke weed.

24.  Prank calls. Need I say more?

25. Catch movies you always wanted to.

26.  Hit the malls & go shopping. It is called retail therapy for nothing

27.  Memories. Photo albums. Smiles. Happy you.

28. Write a hate letter to him/her.

29.  Take off to marine drive at 9 in the night .Its awesomeness to be alone at marine drive. And all alone

30. Go to & old age home, AIDS center . spend some time. They could tech u a thing or 2 about living life. N u could add some happy moments in their life. Doing a good deed is never bad.

31.Get drunk. & call that bastard. Tell him how much he/she hurt you.

32. Paint ur nails in 20 different colours.

33.  Have a pani-puri eating competition with yourself. Chuck the diet.

34. Cry your heart out.

35.  Narcissism. Be a poser. Charlie’s Angels.  James Bond. Goth look.

36.  Meet up with ur friends. You don’t want 2 b branded a recluse.. Do you?

37.  Promise yourself an episode like this will never happen again in ur life. Ever

38.  Date somebody random

39.  Compliment someone. Be genuine though.

40.  Watch Ekta Kapoor serials . Thank god u never wanted 2 be an actress.

41.  Learn a musical instrument.

42.  Wear your track pants and have d sinful Chocolate truffle at CCD. Who cares about the others?

43. Colour your hair purple/blond/red/orange.

44.  Buy new lingerie. Can’t say the same about guys. Some drug this sure is.

45. Go to the terrace & stare at the moon for hours.

46.  Write.

47. Paint your walls. Mess your room. Trick is to keep your mind busy.

48  Facebook.

49.  Learn Jive/Salsa.

50. Plan a five year goal for yourself.

51. Watch Rakhi Sawant on YouTube & go  “ Oh jejus”

52. Have a pyjama party with your girls. Girls=Gossip=Fun=Therapy.

53. Get online on Yahoo messenger & have a conversation with a random stranger... Raid him & laugh your guts out.

54.  Go take a break. Go absconding for 2-3 days & just be with yourself.

55. Fight with your cellular network provider for no reason. Abuse. (Tried. Tested. Approved)

56.   Watch Noting Hill.

57.   Go to a matrimonial site & register yourself. .  & u thought ur next door neighbor was the only loser you knew?

58. Write a scandalous letter to ur best friend & wait for their reaction.

59. Go for a long drive.

60. Make use of your anger . give it beck to that fr-enemy/ co-worker who has been getting to your nerves like a leech.

60. In the same vein, pass the warm fuzzy . write a letter to someone you appreciate/admire/respect.

62. Tweet your every thought.

63. Blog

64. Switch your cell off for days. Watch the sunset.

65.  “Count your blessings.name them 1-by-1 & it will surprise you what the God has done” do I need t say more?

66.Bhojpuri movie.

67. Hope for the best

68.   Paint your windows. Glass painting.

69. Pray.

70. Be happy that everything will be alright soon