Boyz vs Girls : Must read :
MONTHLY MILESTONES OF A Bachelor GUY
a) Bank Balance
First Week = 20000
Second Week = 2000
Third Week = 200
Fourth Week = 20
b) Conveyance
First Week - Auto ("I can afford it")
Second Week - Share Auto ("I would like to share. I am selfless!")
Third Week - Bus ("Public figures should travel by public transport")
Fourth Week - Walk ("Good for health")
c) Girl Friends
First Week - Eena , Meena & Tina ("I can BUY love")
Second Week - Meena &Tina ("I have enough girl friends")
Third Week - Tina ("I am loyal to her")
Fourth Week - "Huh! There is no pure love on earth!"
d) Mobile Maintenance
First Week - Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week - Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third Week - Rare outgoing calls (" Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth Week - Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
e) Boozing
First Week - "Come, let's go to Goa and freak out!
Second Week - "Man, there is nothing in Goa . Let's go to Mysore .."
Third Week - "The best place to booze on earth is our house itself. What say?"
Fourth Week - "Drinking is injurious to health."
a) Bank Balance
First Week = 20000
Second Week = 20000
Third Week = 20000
Fourth Week = 20000
b) Conveyance
First Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Second Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Third Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
Fourth Week - Auto ("after all my boy friend pays for it")
c) Boy Friends
First Week - Abhinav , saleem, Peter
Second Week - Sachin, sumeet, vinay
Third Week - Abhijeet, Ram, christopher. ..
Fourth Week - Arun , Saket, vimal..
d) Mobile Maintenance
First Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Second Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Third Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
Fourth Week - Only Incoming calls (Its for ppl 2 call me)
e) Boozing
First Week - "Come, let's go to Goa
Second Week - "Come, let's go to Kulu
Third Week - "Come, let's go to Shimla
Fourth Week - "Come, let's go to darjeeling
Labels: Funny
3 Comments:
ohooooo
bechary larkay
yeah bechare boys.
unhi k sath hamesha bura hota hai.
i had an experience.
larkay bacharay nai hotay larkeya hote hain mai proof day sakta ho
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