A Letter From A Sardar Ji Mother To Her Son

My dear Jagjit, I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles.

I won't be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.

Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I'm not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since.

The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The First time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull Him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.

Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love - Mom.

P.S. Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

Sardar Mathematics........very Interesting

little lengthy but Interesting......................


There is this group of 7 Sardars who plan to meet their old friend the President Dr. Zail Singh

The Sardars decide to take a taxi.

The taxi driver takes them to Rashtrapati Bhavan.

The meter shows Rs. 28/-, so the taxi driver says, "You have to pay me Rs.
28/-."

Now, the Sardars have to share the cost among themselves and so they decide to divide the total (Rs. 28/-) by the number of people, i.e. 7.


This is how they do the calculation to arrive at the answer:
____
7 | 28 = 13 ( 7 x 1 = 7, 7 x 3 = 21 ).
7
--
21
21
--
0
--

The driver is exceedingly happy upon receiving Rs. 13/- from each of the Sardars. He thanks them profusely and the feeling of happiness is writtern on his face as he leaves them and proceeds his way.

Seeing this, the Sardars feel that they may have made a mistake.

They decide to ask Zail Singh about it. After all, the fellow was the President of the nation!

They ask Zail Singh to check their calculation of the taxi fare.

Zail Singh ponders over the calculations and finally says, "See, I am
not
good at division. The process just boggles me but addition is something I am an expert at. Let us add all the amounts you guys gave to the taxi driver and check the result. This is how I do for those tax forms I get very often. The process is slow but is sure." The other sardars nod their heads
(?) in appreciation.

The President writes as shown below and also explains as he writes on:
13
13
13
13
13
13
13
--
28
--
i.e. 3+3+3+3+3+3+3= 21 and 21+1+1+1+1+1+1+1=28 so this checks out.

He then says, "Yes, it's correct. But I can also call my close friend and Finance man Banta Singh.

Banta Singh arrives, and when told of the problem, he replies that
he
doesn't think it is a bad deal but says, "No problem! I will verify it via
mathematical computation. I'll verify it with multiplication. That is
the
best technique for this, you see!"

While others watch in admiration, Banta Singh goes on to write as
shown:
13
x7
--- (7*3=21 ,7*1=7 so 21+7=28)
21
+ 7
--
28 This checks out as well.
--
Then he says, "This is really fine. There should be no problem, President Sahab. After all, it is correct in all the methods."

I Am A Proud Sardar

Santa : I am a Proud Sardar, My son is in Medical College.
Banta : Really, what is he studying,
Santa : No he is not studying, they are Studying him.

What Is Common Between

What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?
Sardar ji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays

Akal Badhi Ya Bhains

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Sardar Shoked After Looking His Wife

Two Sardars were walking together
1st Sardar: Yaar mar gaya , meri biwi aur premika saath aa rahi hain

2nd Sradar: oye, main bhi ye hi bol raha tha

Sardar Complained 2 Police

Sardar complained 2 Police : Sir all items are missing, except the TV in my house.
Police : How the theif did not take TV???
Sardar : I was watching TV na....

What Sadar Will Call To Mother

If you call your mother as MUM.. What will you call Mother's younger sis and elder sis?

Sardar Replied : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Tum Hamesha Foreign Channel Kyon Daikhtey Ho

Ek dost ne sardar se poocha "yaar tu hamesha foreign channel kyon dekhta rehta."
Sardar "yaar kuch bijli unki bhi kharcha hone do."

To Avoid Side Effect

Why did sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?
Guess

what ---To avoid side effect!!!

Sardar Ji And Un Ka Nokar

Sardar ke bagiche me bahut podhey they.
Sardar ne naukar se bola, podho ko pani dal do.
Naukar bola "sahib barish ho rahi hai" sardar : abe budhu chatri pakr ke dal lo

Sardarji Where Were U Born

Man:sardarji where were u born?
sardarji: punjab.
man: which part.

Sardar: oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body is born in punjab".

Sardar In School

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?

He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board

Weather Forecast And Sarda Ji

Once a Sardar was walking and had a glove on one hand and not on other so the man asked him why did he do so?

He replied that the weather forecase announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot

How Sardar Kill A Lion

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion?

Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison n let lion eat me. O' bolor ta ra ra.

Sardar Bought A New Mobile

Sardar with a new mobile called everyone from his Phone Book & said "My mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 now it is 6610".

Sardar Falls In Love

Sardar falls in Love with Nurse. He writes a Love letter to her, "I LOVE YOU SISTER."

Sardar Ji In Exam

Once Sardar came to know that the essay "My Friend" will be in his English language exams.But when he sits in the exam the essay was "My Father"....So he was confused alot but after a moment he got one very good idea. He thought hmmm I replace word friend to word father in essay. So What he writes:
I have many fathers but Dara singh is my best father. He often comes to my house.We do every work together.My mom also likes him very much. we paly together with mom...hahaha
and he writes in the result:
"A father in need is a father indeed"

RACE

SARDAR JI SAW SOME BOYS RUNNING IN THE STREET HE ASKS ONE MAN THAT WHATS GOING ON
MAN:RACE IS GOING ON BETWEEN THESE BOYS
SARDAR:WHAT THEY WILL GET FROM THIS RACE
MAN:THE WINNER WILL GET THE PRICE
SARDAR:THEN WHY OTHER BOYS ARE RUNNING

GIRLFREIND

SARDAR:BANO KIA TUM AAJ RAAT KO MERE GHAR AA SAKTI BANO:KYON
SARDAR:AAJ MERE GHAR RAAT KO KOI BHI NAHI HOGA
BANO:THEEK HAI MEIN AAON GI JAB BANO JAATI HAI TO SACH MEIN KOI NAHI HOTA

CAR

AIK SARDAR APNI GIRLFREIND KE SAATH CAR CHALA RAHA HOTA HAI.WOH LOG HYDERABAD SE DELHI JA RAHE HOTE HAIN. JAB DELHI POHANCHTAY HAIN TO SARDAR APNI GIRLFREIND KE THIES PE HAND RAKHTA HAI. HER GIRLFREIND SMILES AND REPLY;U CAN GO FURTHER.SARDAR DELHI SE PHIR BOMBAY CHALA JAATA HAI.

AEROPLANE

1ST SARDAR:YAAR ITNA BARA AEROPLANE HOTA HAI YE IS KO PAINT KAISE KARTEIN HAIN.
2ND SARDAR:OOE PAGAL JAB AEROPLANE URTA HAI TO JAB BOHAT UPAR JA KAR CHOTA SA HO JAATA HAI NA TAB KARTEIN HAIN.

Sardarji Baap Bun Gey

Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!

Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!

A Sardar Story

One rainy day a Sardar was traveling by his new FERRARI car. He was Not

a very good driver and so did not have complete control on it.

Mike Tyson was also riding his bike on the same road. At a speed breaker

Sardar's car came in contact with Tyson's bike.

Tyson got very angry. He dragged sardar out of the car and threw him a

Few yards away from the car.

Tyson then drew a small circle around sardar and shouted "Hey!! It's not

Easy for you to damage my bike and get away. Now I will be thrashing

Your car. You should stay inside this circle and watch me smash your

Car. If you come out of the circle, I will kill you immediately" .

Then tyson turned towards the car and he smashed its side indicators.

Then he looked at sardar. Sardar looked at Tyson's sarcastically.

Tyson's anger grew and he smashed the window panes and then again looked

At sardar. Sardar grinned at Tyson.

Tyson was confused. Tyson could now not at all control his anger and he

Broke the side doors and tore away the seats of the car. Then he again

Looked at Sardar. Sardar was laughing so hard that he could hardly

stand.

This time Tyson came to Sardar and he told "oh! What is this? I am

Spoiling your expensive car and you are so happy about it?"

Sardar replied "Every time you turned towards the car I was out of the

circle And you did not notice it!!

Frog Ask To Sardar Ji

Frog 2 sardar-kya sardar ka dimag hota hai?
Srdr-haan hota hai.
Frog-nahi hota hai n frog jumps in d water.
Srdr-isme suicide krne ki kya baat hai I was joking.

Sardar Ji In Kbc Show

kaun banay ga crorpatti mein sardar ji se sawal poocha gaya ...

1:AAP KI BIWI KE JHANT KAY BAAL KONSAY RUNG KE HEIN ..

(1)YELLOW (2) BROWN
(3)RED (4) BLACK)

KAFI SOCHNAY KE BAAD...SARDAR JI MEIN BOLA ...CAN I PHONE A FRIEND!!!!

Sardar Ji As Army Major

Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",

SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack them in any direction" !.

Sardar Di Shadi

A sardaar went to see a gal for marriage.
Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
After some time, Sardaar asks: Behen ji, tussi kitne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaisey to 3 hain, par abb 4 ho gaye.

Brainless Sardar

Three Sardarjis went for a tour to singapore . They searched for rooms everywhere and finally got one which is in the topmost floor of a 100 floor hotel. After taking rest they started for a local visit.
While leaving the hotel, the manager informed them that they should reach the hotel before 10.00pm or else lift will not be available and they have to take the steps for which they agreed and went out.

After all the entertainment in the city, they reached back late at 10.30. Since lift was not available, they decided to take the stairways under the condition that each sardarji has to tell a story that lasts for 33 floors so that they can reach the 100th floor without much trouble.

After first sardarji finished his story in 33rd floor, the third sardarji said," I have a sad story to say, but i will tell at the end only".
Then second sardarji finished his story and the third finished his story and finally they reached the 100th floor.

Then first sardarji asked what was the sad story.
The third one said, "I forgot the room key which is on the manager's table".
They once again started back to the first floor and this time the second sardarji after crossing 33 floors from top said," I got a sad story, but I will also say that at the end".
They finally reached the first floor and when asked about the sad story, the second sardarji said, " The keys were in my pocket only".
With anger and full tired, they once again start from the first floor.

After reaching the 33rd floor, the third sardarji said, " I too have a sad story, but I will say at the end only". Then they reached the 100th floor and the second one asked the third sardarji about the sad story, he replied:


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" This is not our hotel, It is on the other side of road, opposite to this".

Mubarak Ho!!!

nurse says this to sardar

nurse: mubarak ho app kai han beta howa hai!!!

sardar: oyeeee!! mere biwi ko maat batana mai aushe surprise donga!!

Interview

Interviewer tell me opposite of good
sardar bad
Int: come
sdr: go
Int:ugly
sdr:pichli
Int:ugly?
sdr pichli
Int shitup
sdr keep talking
Int get out
sdr come in
Int Oh my God
sdr Oh my devil
Int u r rejected
sdr I m selected
Balle balle

Toilet

In a party a lady wanted to go tothe toilet so she inquired with the sardar
"sardar ji susu karne ki jaga dekhoa"said the lady
than the sardar said
"u notty girl!pehle tum dekhao!"

Sardar Sorahe Hote

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Sardar, Sardarni, Cat & Milk

A sardar and sardarni were sleeping in the night and suddenly a noise came from the kitchen.
Sardarni awoke up and shouted,"O sardar ji utho utho billi sara doodh pi gayi hai"..

Sardar ji awoke up and shouted, "Oho pallye lokey tujhe kitni baar kaha hai ke kameez pehan ke soya kar"...

Sardar Ji & Bill Gates

Dear Mr Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab. We have bought a
computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to
your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field.

We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****.

I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the
password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down '
button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run' has ran upto Amritsar! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost
the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find',
but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as i have to protect my 'mouse' from
CAT, So i suggest u to provide one DOG to protect from the cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning
'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) and when are u coming to my home to
collect ur money.

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?

10. Hey, I brought computer, cpu, mouse and keypad there is only one
icon with 'MY Computer', where is remaining ?

11. And in 'MY Pictures' there is not even single photo of mine, So when u will keep my photo in that.

Thanks
Banta Singh…

Divorce

ek sardar doosre sardar se "you know i divorced my wife on first day of marriage"
doosra sardar :-why?
pehla sardar:- "because on her panty it was written tested by mafatlal"

Allah K Nam Pey!

Sardar Ne "KFC" Phone kiya:

Hello kfc!!

1 Pizza!
1 Spicy Rice!
1 French Frize!

Bhej Do!


KFC:

G kis k Naam pe?


Sardar:

Allah k Naam pe!

Kafan

sardar ji ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----sardar ji kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
sardar.. is may aur colors dikawo

Sardar Aur Pathan

1Sardar aur Pathan ko 1000 rupee road per gire mile to sardar kehta ke 50-50 karte hain to Pathan bola baqi 900 ka kiya karen ge!!

Sardar or lassi

Ek darya k kinaray 2 Sardar chamach se darya main dahi daal rahe thay

Pathan ne dekha tau poocha: Khocha ye kia karti?

Sardar: hum lassi bana rahe hein.

Pathan: Ha ha ha. O pagal k bacha log is liye tum per lateefa banata hai.

Itna lassi tumara baap piye ga?

Sardar Ji In A Coffee Shop

1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee.
sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!

Sardar Writes An Essay On Father

A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the
exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read:

I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE..
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR.

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